Yes, these have all happened.....I only speak the truth. If you every find yourself as a student, be sure to avoid these situations!
ONE
Student: Why is your office so hot?
Me: It's not.
Student: It must be seeing you that makes me so hot.
TWO:
Student: Feel my butt! It's hot!
Me: No thank you.
THREE:
Student: Remember when you told us we should have a soundtrack to our lives?
Me: Yes.
Student: Your should be "Unbelievable."
Me: ....thanks.
FOUR:
Student: You have really nice teeth.
Me: Thanks!
Student: And lips.
FIVE:
Student: I mean, who wears grey pants?!
Me: I'm wearing grey pants.
Student: Ya....but you make them look so good.
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