There seems to be some confusion lately about common sense....or perhaps commons sense has become one of these traits that is not being passed on in some of the more stupid people as a way of natural selection? Either way, today I am confident that I could run the world much better than whoever is doing it. Here are 5 reasons why:
1. I understand that when there are 2 unlocked doors and many people trying to enter and exit through them....wait for it....almost there....you should open.....here it comes....BOTH DOORS!
2. I am one of few people that understand that if we drive on the right side of the street, we should also walk on the right side of the stairway.....this helps with traffic flow and reduces the amount of idiots falling down the middle of the stairs because there was no railing to hold on to.
3. Saying you can do something does not mean you can. Telling me you're competent and then showing me that you clearly are not does not make me have ANY faith in you. In fact, I will no longer call on you for help in the future.
4. I don't have box vision. Box vision is similar to tunnel vision, but tunnel vision implies that you can see in front of you and not to the sides. Box visionaries can not see in front, to the side, or behind them. In fact, they might as well just shut their eyes, go to sleep, and leave the real work to those who can handle it.
5. I don't preach on what I don't know. I don't know anything about fiscal conservativism so guess what? I don't preach about it. Talking out of your butt just makes your breath stink and makes no one want to listen to you. Me most of all.
So, ladies and gentlemen, vote Jessica for queen of the world. You can purchase a button for $1 directly from me.
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