Apparently there's a misconception among today's college students that they do not have to dress appropriately to come to school. Let me set a few guidelines. It may or may not (read may) be a good idea to follow these guidelines in the future.
Do not come to school in your pajamas. All that does is tell me that you have zero time management skills. Are you unable to set an alarm clock? Or do you just not care than you're coming to school in clothes that are filled with dead skin cells from last night. Furthermore, you're probably a wrinkled mess.....and that's a lot coming from me who doesn't believe in ironing. But really, people, come on!
Do not come to school in shorts so short that I can actually see the crease where your butt and your upper thigh meet. Just because they sell slutty clothes does not mean you should buy them. If you do feel the need to buy them, save them for the discoteca folks. School is for learning in PG clothing.
Do not wear shoes in which you cannot walk. Sure, we all have shoes that seem fine until you walk out of the house. But then you retire those shoes to the rack that you only wear to seated events. Why would you repeatedly wear shoes that make you walk like you have a clubbed foot?
Do not wear see through clothing. It makes me think that you cannot afford to pay for school and so you work at the local strip joint and your boss wouldn't let you off in time to go home and change. I'm not judging, but my mind wanders.
Do not wear three different plaids. If you think they go together, I seriously doubt your ability to match subjects, verbs, and adjectives since you clearly cannot tell what goes and what doesn't.
Do not wear your nasty sweaty gym clothes. Sometimes you can't smell yourself when you stink, but I CAN!
Do not wear that shirt that you cut the sleeves off of. If your muscles are good enough to show off, they'll look good without tattering up your clothing.
Do not wear a dress so short that you cannot sit down. Perhaps you're not familiar with modern American schooling methods, but we generally provide desks and chairs and we encourage you to sit in them while we offer you knowledge and wisdom. If you are too worried about your little thong hanging out, you're probably not listening to the knowledge I'm trying to offer you.
I realize that there are many designers out there that will try and convince you that tutus, tennis shoes, and tattered tshirts are high fashion. They are lying. Don't get sucked into all that crap. Dress appropriately and then I won't have to worry about the fact that you cannot manage to dress yourself, so how will you ever learn Italian. Many thanks.
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