Sometimes people accuse me of blatant disregard for rules. Well, first off it's not blatant, I'm very good at being discreet. Second, I don't believe in rules that have no basis in reality. So, here are a list of ten things I don't believe in.
1. Parking lot stop signs.
2. Wisdom comes with age.
3. You can overdress for an event.
4. "Rhinestones don't belong at this event."
5. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
6. The more you sweat, the better the workout.
7. "A lady doesn't use that kind of language."
8. There is no more democrat or republic, we just have liberal conservatives and conservative liberals.
9. Reality TV rots your brain.
10. If you don't sing well, sing loud.
I feel strongly that you should all get on my bandwagon. Please consider.
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