Here's how I know I'm a very strange individual:
1. I like having my eyebrows waxed. I think it feels good.
2. When other people dine alone I always wonder why no one wants to eat with them, but when I go out to lunch/dinner alone I always assume everyone thinks I'm very some important business person or secret agent.
3. I hate everyone when I first meet them. Including my best friends.....but it usually only lasts for about ten minutes.
4. Sicilian women hate me. I love that they hate me. After seven years, now they seem to love me. I think that means I've become partially Sicilian.
5. I swam competitively in high school and college but don't know what to do in the ocean. What's fun about being in water if you're not swimming back and forth?
6. If I ever moved to Italy I would adopt every street cat I could find. I've already adopted three street kitties: Angry kitty, hungry kitty, and fluffy kitty. Angry kitty has only one tooth by the way.
7. I love grammar and would be happy to do grammar exercises all day long.
8. My mom is awesome and thinks I'm funny even when I'm not.
9. Funfetti cupcakes have not made their way to Italy. Get it together Betty Crocker.
10. Noncommittal equals mysterious. And in a small town mysterious is always good.
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