Friday, October 14, 2011

Harley: my flamboyant kitty child

Today I bought Harley a new collar since his humane society ugly yellow one was getting a little old.  So, if course I wanted the pink rhinestone one, but seeing as my ten year old mature kitty child is a man, I opted for purple rhinestones.  Obviously that's more manly.  But then I really started paying attention and guess what I noticed?  Harley's a little prissy.  Does your cat:

- drink prissily from the bathroom faucet but be very careful not to get his paws wet and track kitty footprints across the counter?

- do pageant feet when he sits and stares away from you?

- sleep between all of your fluffy pageant gowns all day and all night long?

- lick the gravy but avoid the solid pieces of his food?  What other cat is on a liquid diet?!

- flirt with the dogs who are pooping two floors below?

I think I got a one of a kind cat.  What do you think?

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