Tuesday, September 27, 2011

This is why I'm hot. This is why I'm hot. This is why, this is why, this is why I'm hot.

Tonight I had a super fun dinner with great friends and hysterical conversation.  As sometimes happens, the conversation eventually turned to why I'm single and what I might need to do to change that situation.  Here's what was decided.

1.  I'm too picky.
2.  I'm not picky enough.
3.  I got sidetracked in college when everyone else seemed to be pairing off.
4.  I got sidetracked in graduate school when all the people with advanced degrees seemed to be pairing off.
5.  I got sidetracked in the second round of graduate school when the people with multiple advanced degrees seemed to be pairing off.
6.  I'm too into sports - apparently boys don't want to date girls who know more about football than they do.
7.  I'm too educated - it's hard to find boys who are into extremely educated girls.

Well I don't think it's too much to ask that a boy would like a nice smart girl who understands a 4-3 defense.  I should be a great catch!  So get it together gentlemen!

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