1. You tell someone that you're deadline is April 1. They respond with: No problem, I know we can get everything done by early May.
2. You read a memo that says you'll receive items A, B and C. When you receive your packet you've received D, Q and Y. When you ask where items A, B and C the response is: what do you mean? We just gave you item P.
3. You go to office on your day off to complete one minor task and you should be in and out in about two hours. When you grab your purse and turn off your computer 6 hours have mysteriously disappeared from your life and you never even got around to that minor task.
4. You and your trusty "secretary" seem to be the only ones that can understand the paperwork that is fairly straightforward. And instead of asking for clarification, people just decide to ignore the rules and make stuff up.....and not consult you at all but yell at you about it later.
5. After following the rules, doing your job, and doing it well people get upset and set out to ruin you. Why? I'm not really clear....
Anyway, if you start suffering these symptoms, congratulations, you're going crazy and you're on your way to coockooland. When you get here join me! I'm at the big table in the back corner.
LOL
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