Dear Bravo TV,
I am quite possibly your biggest fan. All those ratings you're getting...they are from me. I am the type of viewer that will watch reruns of the Real Housewives of insert city here even if i have already seen it ten times. I will even watch the cities I don't like. Our TV is always set to Bravo TV and it rarely moves from it. Sometimes I even go on your website and read the blogs from Top Chefs or Real Estate California boys.
Granted you have some real quality programming, I think you may have gone a little too far with the Real Housewives series. DC was boring and your teaser lead up to nothing with that whole White House dinner scandal. Beverly Hills was ok, but can't even hold a candle to the original OC ladies. Miami is boring so far and mamma cubana is really scaring me a bit. I appreciate that you latched onto a good thing, but it's time to let go.
I see that you've replaced some of your programming with new shows: some pregnancy show that looks questionable and Bethenny's new show, which could be promising. But my dear Bravo TV, you're missing the boat! If you want reality drama (real or scripted) you need to come follow me around! I had enough drama this week (and it's only Thursday mind you) to fill an entire season with TV gold! And tomorrow will be better because I'm pretty sure my colleagues are going to be on fire, we will meet with our superiors (always fun to watch) and then Laetitia and I are going for drinks! That's a four parter right there! WHY HAVE YOU NOT PICKED UP MY SHOW YET?!?!?!?!?! I can be just as funny/quirky/odd as Bethenny. Do I need to start branding the heck out of my life before I'll get a second look?
Anxiously awaiting your call,
Jessica, your biggest fan.
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