I'm watching the Bachelor reunion and I have some thoughts. I am constantly in awe of these crazy ladies who think that they will find love after 3 half dates with 25 other ladies on the Bachelor. I mean, really, how long do they actually know each other? 5 days and then even if you are picked you have to hide it for like three months. OF COURSE IT NEVER WORKS OUT! Have any of them worked out? No.....in fact this Bachelor is back for his second time! Obviously there is a vital flaw in the premise of the show! Anyway, in the world according to Jessica, here are some rules that should be considered when selecting your reality show.
1. Ladies, when picking your reality show, consider what you're being asked to do. Do you really think that leaving your life for some period of days week or months to "fall in love" alongside 30 other women is how you're going to find your soulmate?
2. If you're not a designer, why would you go on a show like Project Runway. All you've done is secured your place in the gossip columns as a fake and wannabe.
3. If you're on a show that has a confessional, everything you say in there will be broadcast (and cut to be even worse) to the entire world. Don't bash your cast mates because they will come after you at the reunion special.
4. If you're not friends with someone, don't preach that you are. The world is well aware that all of these women on the Real Housewives series were not friends before the show. Stop trying to fake a history together!
5. If you're problem was paying your mortgage and your house fell into ruins and then they came and redid your house......what makes you think you will suddenly have money to pay your mortgage? All that's changing is that people will now take pictures of your house and open those collections letters.
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