Or am I so sane it just blows your mind?!

If there's anything that drives me crazy (ya right, pretty much everything that everyone does at any time drives me crazy - I know, I'm a real people person) is when people try to project their inadequacies onto me.  Listen, if you suck at something, own it!  I do: I cannot knit, I have very little patience, and people who preach Republican drive me crazy.  Even if you can't own your flaws, don't try and put them on me.  

Turns out there are fast processors (that would be me) and slow processors.  There are also great time managers (again, me) and not so great time managers.  Finally, there are the fast processors whose time management skills get better with the more things they have to do (surprise! me).  So, right now when my to do list is about three miles long I tend to work very quickly and efficiently whereas in the summer it will take me an entire week to get around to going to the store to buy milk.  My reality works likes this: the speed and efficiency of my work is directly proportionate to the amount of work that needs to be done.  Turns out most people are the opposite.  I don't really understand how that works out.....how can you finish anything if the more you have to do the slower you work?  But whatever, to each his own.

Turns out that most people are not like me.....yet another surprise, right?  But I do not appreciate those who feel it is their duty to tell me how weird it is that I work quickly when I get stressed or busy.  Isn't it common knowledge that we all deal with stress differently?  Some people eat, some don't.  Some people sleep, some can't.  I work quickly.....what's so weird about that?!