My dearest darling students: you have no idea who I am. You think you know, in fact, you even like to tell me (in an extremely flawed manner) about my own life. So, in an effort to show you that I am not the person you think I am, here are 10 (from a list of about 100,000,000,000) things you don't know about me.
1. I went skydiving for my 20th birthday and will do so on every cardinal birthday from now until I die.
2. I am the most talented multi-tasker you will ever meet. I watch TV and listen to the radio at the same time on a regular basis and can juggle more than you'd ever believe.
3. I am now, and will always be, the only professor in your life that grades things from one class meeting to the next. Even if the turn around time is less than a day and even if what I'm grading is a series of long, error-riddled papers.
4. I am a pageant girl - I've competed in 5 states, 3 systems, and I'm not done yet.
5. I base my outfit on my shoes and get dressed from the bottom up.
6. My goal in life is to be an FBI Special Agent...and yes, I am on my way there.
7. I am probably the most observant person you'll ever meet. I can tell you things about your own life, very detailed things, that would probably scare you. Don't underestimate me. I can see what you're doing when I have my back turned and my ultra-sensitive ears can hear your silly little conversations about things that have no business in my classroom.
8. I hate winter holidays.
9. I don't believe in extra credit. Welcome to life biotches.
10. I can always find the answer. You should always start with me, it will save you time in the end.
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