Yes, I know this is probably my most recurrent post, but for whatever reason, the world hasn't yet gotten on board. I'm going to blame it on lack of advertising. It's not that I think I'm better than anyone else, I just think I'm willing to do it - and do away with the stupidity and ridiculousness that seems to dominate right now.
Today was one of those days that I hate. First of all, the Texas sky though it was ok to open up and just pee all over me. Annoying. Has it not realized this is Texas? It's supposed to be oppressively hot, not thundery and rainy. Then I had to wait forever for my lunch. I am pretty darn serious about food, and I think it's completely unacceptable that I had to wait more than 30 minutes. Then I had to finish my dissertation revisions, which was fine, but then it was on to formatting. Listen. It should be someone's job to just sit around and format dissertations. For free. Or maybe graduate schools should come up with a formatting guide that is less than 16 pages. I'm just saying.
Then I went to copy the dissertation and I got the world's slowest copy machine. It took 11 minutes per copy.....again, what happened to natural selection?! And the stupid kinkos people just looked at me like I was crazy. Uh, maybe you should invest in efficient machines?! Therefore, I will boycott kinkos of Denton and I encourage you all to join me. I hate them now.
Now I'm home and nothing good is on TV. Again, annoying. Why do we have 500 channels and nothing to watch? How is that even possible? And I'd read a book, but I've somehow managed to read three complete books in the last three days and I have that summertime headache you get when your brain realizes you're reading for fun and makes you read super fast and your eyes start spinning and looking like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory treats. Soon it will pass, but I'm thinking my summertime brain needs to ease into the book a day thing.
So, ladies and gents, vote for me! Queen of the world!
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