Thursday, December 15, 2011

Semester end trauma

Dear students,

We know that you're stressed because finals are upon us.  But consider the following:
  • When you fail, it's quite possibly more traumatic for me than for you.  You probably knew it was coming, but I always assume you'll make some last push to study and do well on the final.  It never really works out that way . . . . and it's like pulling teeth every time I have to submit an F.
  • I've been your instructor for 15 weeks.  Why are you waiting until today (the day after I've submitted your final grade) to ask me about an assignment from week 2?
  • You have lecture four days a week with me and lab one day a week with another instructor.  Why would you think I am giving you a grade for the lab?  I don't teach it, I don't know if you go or not, I don't know what HW was required from you in there.  If you bothered to read the syllabus you'd see that your lab instructor is responsible for the lab instruction!
  • Why wouldn't you show up for a final exam?  Especially if you're right on the cusp?!  At that point as long as you take the exam, you can still mostly likely pass.  Each time someone skips the final I end up holding the final grades.  I'm not sure what I think will happen . . . . and it's not even like I could give you a make up, but I still find it traumatic.  Just show up!  At least try!
  • We submit grades online now.  I don't know if the turn around is immediate, but it's certainly only about 24 hours.  Knowing that I teach four or five classes perhaps you could not email me obsessively asking when grades will be out and what you got.  When I was in college we had to wait a month or two before grades were released online.  Be grateful that I don't lash out at you via email.
Life is stressful for all of us, just be glad I'm a fast grader and actually care about your success!  

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Confessions from a TV junkie

I've been catching up on my TV thanks to Netflix and I'v recently been accused of "watching a lot of TV."  Well, duh!  I don't do silence, and it just so happens I tend to listen to TV rather than the radio while I work.  I'm currently five and half seasons into the nine seasons of the X Files (thanks Netflix for not have the films on streaming).  So far, here are my top 8 non-reality shows.

1.  The X Files
2.  Arrested Development
3.  Ugly Betty
4.  My So-Called Life - I will never understand how this show was canceled after only one season
5.  Lost - although I really lost steam about halfway through
6.  Veronica Mars - well, the first half then it got weird and sort of stopped on a cliff hanger
7.  Weeds - yet I'm 2 seasons behind because Netflix doesn't have all of it streaming
8.  Dexter - again, I'm a few seasons behind.  Thanks Netflix.

Next I'll be venturing back in time to catch up on the oldie but goodies.  Top on the list?

1.  Cheers (11 seasons!)
2.  Family Ties
3.  Wings
4.  Newsradio
5.  Quantum Leap
6.  3rd Rock from the Sun
7.  Murder, She Wrote (12 seasons!)
8.  Twin Peaks